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Bartender Makes Up Great Drink

BATON ROUGE, LA -- Dale Bernhardt is currently on his premiere bartending shift at The Single’s Double, and somehow crushing it. Despite having no previous experience, and only ever drinking Coors and Kentucky Gentleman, Mr. Bernhardt is flourishing. Every seat…
Sam Carter
February 28, 2018
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Dishwasher Has Epiphany, No One Cares

BALTIMORE, MD -- Zack Evans, dishwasher for Jazz Cans, has stumbled upon the true meaning of life itself. The rub of it is, no one he works with cares at all. Mr. Evans has maintained entirely frivolous conversations with the…
Eric Madsen
February 27, 2018
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Stupid Kitchen Game Turns Violent

ALBUQUERQUE, NM -- A blood feud of epic proportions has been unleashed upon I’m Not Chicken You Man, a local restaurant known for its potato salad. What started as a harmless game amongst the kitchen, in order to kill time,…
Eric Madsen
February 23, 2018