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Prep List Simply Suicide Note

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO -- Dave Grohl, prep cook for Steaks, We Serve Steaks; an area oyster bar, has finally had enough. The night staff and several dishwashers have been testing the limits of his sanity over the past few months,…
Sean Russell
April 26, 2018
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Dad Not Impressed By Flaming Drink

ORLANDO, FL -- Dale Kershaw is a devoted husband, loving father of three, and completely apathetic to the events transpiring at his daughter’s twenty-first birthday. Lacy, his oldest, was told she could mark the occasion at whatever restaurant she wanted,…
Sean Russell
April 25, 2018