HENDERSON, NV -- Brent Miles has spent the past three hours confident that he is, in fact, a genius. After a night of debilitating debauchery, Brent woke up with a hangover so intense that he believes he hear his brain…
Sam CarterApril 28, 2018
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO -- Dave Grohl, prep cook for Steaks, We Serve Steaks; an area oyster bar, has finally had enough. The night staff and several dishwashers have been testing the limits of his sanity over the past few months,…
Sean RussellApril 26, 2018
ORLANDO, FL -- Dale Kershaw is a devoted husband, loving father of three, and completely apathetic to the events transpiring at his daughter’s twenty-first birthday. Lacy, his oldest, was told she could mark the occasion at whatever restaurant she wanted,…
Sean RussellApril 25, 2018
CANA -- Ari and Elizabeth have been debating on whether or not they should request an itemized bill. Their daughter’s wedding was going smoothly, and everyone was having a good time. In an effort to keep the cost of the…
Sasha JordanApril 24, 2018
SEATTLE, WA -- Alvaro Blake ended his shift five hours ago. In that time, he has managed to consume twelve Pabst Blue Ribbons, two shots of Fernet, and half of a gin and tonic. “I’m not even sure where he’s…
Sam CarterApril 23, 2018
OVERLAND PARK, KS -- John Hopkins has been a student at the area culinary school for several years. He was prepared to graduate at the top of his class this semester. “Everything was going so well. I thought I knew…
Greg ParkerApril 22, 2018
COLUMBIA, MO -- Hold My Hair, a haunt for area university students, opened two months ago. The dive quickly became a favorite spot for future senators, lawyers and baristas alike. “I think the majority of our success comes from our…
Sam CarterApril 21, 2018
JACKSON, MI -- Carson Bravewell is currently serving 25 years with the possibility of parole for a series of armed robberies. In addition to being excellent at creating improvised stabbing utensils, Carson also possesses a refined palate. He spent the…
Sean RussellApril 20, 2018
ORLANDO, FL -- Charlie Chopman’s is a fine dining experience, unlike any other. In order to ensure that the restaurant is attracting elite and refined clientele, Charlie’s has made it enormously difficult to get a table. Reservations are not allowed,…
Eric MadsenApril 19, 2018