HENDERSON, NV -- Brent Miles has spent the past three hours confident that he is, in fact, a genius. After a night of debilitating debauchery, Brent woke up with a hangover so intense that he believes he hear his brain…
LOUISBURG, KS -- Ken Bourban’s: Vietnam, a recent addition to the small town of Louisburg, has been opened to mixed reviews. This has come as a major shock to the owner, Ken Bourbon, who thought that everyone around would be…
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO -- Dave Grohl, prep cook for Steaks, We Serve Steaks; an area oyster bar, has finally had enough. The night staff and several dishwashers have been testing the limits of his sanity over the past few months,…
ORLANDO, FL -- Dale Kershaw is a devoted husband, loving father of three, and completely apathetic to the events transpiring at his daughter’s twenty-first birthday. Lacy, his oldest, was told she could mark the occasion at whatever restaurant she wanted,…
CANA -- Ari and Elizabeth have been debating on whether or not they should request an itemized bill. Their daughter’s wedding was going smoothly, and everyone was having a good time. In an effort to keep the cost of the…
SEATTLE, WA -- Alvaro Blake ended his shift five hours ago. In that time, he has managed to consume twelve Pabst Blue Ribbons, two shots of Fernet, and half of a gin and tonic. “I’m not even sure where he’s…
OVERLAND PARK, KS -- John Hopkins has been a student at the area culinary school for several years. He was prepared to graduate at the top of his class this semester. “Everything was going so well. I thought I knew…
COLUMBIA, MO -- Hold My Hair, a haunt for area university students, opened two months ago. The dive quickly became a favorite spot for future senators, lawyers and baristas alike. “I think the majority of our success comes from our…
JACKSON, MI -- Carson Bravewell is currently serving 25 years with the possibility of parole for a series of armed robberies. In addition to being excellent at creating improvised stabbing utensils, Carson also possesses a refined palate. He spent the…
ORLANDO, FL -- Charlie Chopman’s is a fine dining experience, unlike any other. In order to ensure that the restaurant is attracting elite and refined clientele, Charlie’s has made it enormously difficult to get a table. Reservations are not allowed,…