RENO, NV -- The Rusty Spoon, a local dive, has been receiving negative reviews on Yelp at an alarmingly high rate. The blame for the recent influx of subpar experiences rests solely on the shoulders of the Back of House.…
Eric MadsenMay 31, 2018
HOH RAINFOREST, WA -- Stanley Alvarez has been lost in a Washington State National Park for the past three weeks. As a seasoned hiker, he never thought that he would find himself in this predicament. “I honestly have no idea…
Connor IvesMay 30, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Parsley Stem, an area bar, has never once received a citation for serving minors in the ten years its doors have been open. The bar’s success in this area is the sole contribution of Larz Picker,…
Sam CarterMay 29, 2018
NEW YORK, NY -- Felix Jones, line cook at Whiskey Business, is in a state of complete shock. He was mugged forty five minutes ago, but Felix is currently too busy questioning everything he’s ever believed, to file a police…
Eric MadsenMay 27, 2018
ROCHESTER, NY -- Oscar Caltrop has been a vegan for seven years. In that time, Mr. Caltrop has managed to become the worst. He has been an unfailing nuisance at every single restaurant in the area by demanding things like:…
Connor IvesMay 26, 2018
BOISE, ID -- Delbert Huntington, is 38 years old, habitually single, and maintains a relationship with his long term live-in cat, Chairman Meow. He is also single-handedly undermining the health and safety of restaurant goers across the entire city of…
Sasha JordanMay 26, 2018
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK -- Gary Gibbles has been a prep cook at Phallow Swallows for seventeen years. He has been coming up with five new specials a month for the entirety of his career there. Gary’s latest creation, might be…
Jack MilkyMay 25, 2018
PENSACOLA, FL -- Bradley Cooper has been a server at Manly Davito’s Steaks and Edibles for the past week. He has been adjusting to his new work environment with relative ease. Everything was going fine for him up until yesterday,…
New GuyMay 24, 2018
INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- Robert Smith, a local line cook on his first shift, has just received the Congressional Medal of Honor for his indisputable act of heroism and bravery in the line of duty. After what can only be described…
Sean RussellMay 24, 2018