MIAMI, FL -- David Blaine is 27 years old, chronically single, and legitimately believes himself to be the greatest gift that has ever been given to the world. No one who interacts with Mr. Blaine has any clue how he…
Sam CarterJune 29, 2018
MADISON, WI -- Scott Bastion always thought he worked harder than everybody else at Stumblin’ Stumpy’s, but after today, he knows it. He was rotating and stocking the bottles before shift change when he made an incredible discovery: a hundred…
Sam CarterJune 27, 2018
SEATTLE, WA -- The kitchen staff of The Stew Pot have been in communication with a customer for two weeks now. David Rocksby, the customer in question, gave his phone number to Stacie, his server, in the hopes that she…
Greg ParkerJune 25, 2018
HOUSTON, TX -- Stanwhiches, a local sandwich shop owned by a man named Tucker Holson, has been attempting to address the high level of turnover in their kitchen for months. The main complaint from employees as they leave is the…
New GuyJune 24, 2018
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Days Of Our Fries, a new soap opera about restaurant life, has just been greenlit for production. The show will consist of a 35 episode season, with an option to be renewed for six additional seasons.…
Connor IvesJune 23, 2018
MESA, AZ -- The staff of Hot Clam have been carrying on the proud middle school tradition of maintaining a ‘Hot or Not’ list in the employee bathroom. Ever since the business started eight years ago, the list has been…
Doug KliewerJune 22, 2018
CHARLOTTE, NC -- Julie Andrews hovers around a reasonable 70-80 hours a week between her two jobs. “My entire life can be surmised in the phrase, ‘how are we doing tonight, folks,” Miss Andrews told Sauce OTS, “I pull an…
Eric MadsenJune 18, 2018
RENO, NV -- Calvin Holson is a devoted husband, caring friend, and loving father of three. Of his three sons, Calvin undoubtedly has a favorite. “I don’t know how to get through to him,” Felix Holson, the youngest child said,…
Doug KliewerJune 17, 2018
BALTIMORE, MD -- Darcy Greenberg has been serving with distinction as a bartender at Hair of the Dog for the past two years. Customers come and go, regulars often visit her, and her coworkers respect her for being a hard…
Sam CarterJune 16, 2018