MEMPHIS, TN -- Antonio Chen, sous chef at Olive Greenhouse, has been berating his coworkers for the past hour and a half after one of the new hires used the kitchen’s sherry for its actual purpose. The deluge of profanity…
Greg ParkerAugust 31, 2018
DENVER, CO -- Re-Juice, a local juice bar, has decided to press charges on the Kool Aid Man after sustaining years of harassment and property damage. “We didn’t want to do it, but we had to,” Kelsey Syntax, owner of…
Sasha JordanAugust 29, 2018
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Tracy Upman, bouquet of roses in hand, has just been awarded an Oscar for Best Actress after her astounding performance in ‘3rd On the Fly Ticket.’ A teary eyed Tracy accepted the honor with dignity and…
Sasha JordanAugust 27, 2018
MILWAUKEE, WI -- David Brunt has made it a point over the course of his tenure serving at Jamaican Me Crazy to always give his customers an honest answer. The kitchen appreciates that he never blames them unjustly and the…
New GuyAugust 27, 2018
EL PASO, TX -- Candice Johnson has been a server for three weeks at Tuna Barbare. She likes her job just fine, but she’s having trouble adjusting to their strict policies. “We here at Tuna Barbare take the idea of…
Sasha JordanAugust 26, 2018
HENDERSON, NV -- The servers and bartenders at Dish Respect have been in awe of their back of house counterpart’s post-shift benders over the past few weeks. “They just keep upping the ante every single day,” Bekkie Carlsbad, dinner shift…
Sam CarterAugust 25, 2018
PARIS, Texas -- “I just don’t know anymore Harry,” Dick said, sipping his coffee and staring out the open door from the dark diner into the wide, hot sunlit expanse of sand outside. “Are you thinking about the buffet,…
Jack MilkyAugust 24, 2018
SARASOTA, Florida -- If you’re like me and the other incel, antifeminist, history and science rejective patrons of One-eyed Bill’s Gentlemen’s club, you’ve noticed a marked improvement in the food. From the grim, ever simmering hotel pans of hot…
Jack MilkyAugust 23, 2018
LINCOLN, NE -- Tucker Kant has been working at Go Fig Yourself for three whole shifts. In the young seventeen year old’s excitement over his first job, he decided that it was appropriate to write his name and phone number…
Greg ParkerAugust 22, 2018