MEMPHIS, TN -- Antonio Chen, sous chef at Olive Greenhouse, has been berating his coworkers for the past hour and a half after one of the new hires used the kitchen’s sherry for its actual purpose. The deluge of profanity…
BAKERSFIELD, CA -- The Burger Vat, a local Bakersfield haunt, has recently made a groundbreaking change to their employee uniforms: they will now be provided pre-greased at no extra charge to the staff. Everyone on The Burger Vat team is…
DENVER, CO -- Re-Juice, a local juice bar, has decided to press charges on the Kool Aid Man after sustaining years of harassment and property damage. “We didn’t want to do it, but we had to,” Kelsey Syntax, owner of…
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Tracy Upman, bouquet of roses in hand, has just been awarded an Oscar for Best Actress after her astounding performance in ‘3rd On the Fly Ticket.’ A teary eyed Tracy accepted the honor with dignity and…
MILWAUKEE, WI -- David Brunt has made it a point over the course of his tenure serving at Jamaican Me Crazy to always give his customers an honest answer. The kitchen appreciates that he never blames them unjustly and the…
EL PASO, TX -- Candice Johnson has been a server for three weeks at Tuna Barbare. She likes her job just fine, but she’s having trouble adjusting to their strict policies. “We here at Tuna Barbare take the idea of…
HENDERSON, NV -- The servers and bartenders at Dish Respect have been in awe of their back of house counterpart’s post-shift benders over the past few weeks. “They just keep upping the ante every single day,” Bekkie Carlsbad, dinner shift…
PARIS, Texas -- “I just don’t know anymore Harry,” Dick said, sipping his coffee and staring out the open door from the dark diner into the wide, hot sunlit expanse of sand outside. “Are you thinking about the buffet,…
SARASOTA, Florida -- If you’re like me and the other incel, antifeminist, history and science rejective patrons of One-eyed Bill’s Gentlemen’s club, you’ve noticed a marked improvement in the food. From the grim, ever simmering hotel pans of hot…
LINCOLN, NE -- Tucker Kant has been working at Go Fig Yourself for three whole shifts. In the young seventeen year old’s excitement over his first job, he decided that it was appropriate to write his name and phone number…