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Vegas Buffet Gets Crabs

LAS VEGAS, NV -- Executive Chef Jordan Ramsey has been lauding the latest addition to his all you can eat Vegas-style buffet: crabs. “I have been waiting to get crabs for years,” Jordan told Sauce On the Side, “I’ve heard…
Greg Parker
September 23, 2018
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Server Sells Non-Existent Item

BRANSON, MO -- Robert Paulson, who insists on being called Dick, is 16 years old, has never worked a day in his life, and maintains that the girl he’s dating now will marry him as soon as he gets his…
Sasha Jordan
September 18, 2018
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New Restaurant Not Going To Make It

FRESNO, CA -- Brewicide Hotline has opened its doors recently and everyone who drives by it is almost certain that it will not be there within the next year or two. The restaurant caters towards customers who are sick and…
Greg Parker
September 17, 2018