May 2019

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Kitchen Hates Mod That Makes Total Sense

BOISE, ID -- The back of house crew at Thyme After Thyme had gone three hours without finding something to get unnecessarily angry about, a dangerously long and previously unheard of drought. Until Simone Flanders put in a ticket for…

Connor IvesMay 31, 2019

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Disher Boosts Immunity By Drinking After Patrons

ROCHESTER, NY -- Bobby Fisher is a dishwasher at Hold On, I’m A Cumin and an aspiring health guru who has just self-published his first book: The Human Petri Dish Diet. The book is his latest attempt to spark a…

Eric MadsenMay 25, 2019

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Mute Customer Would Like To Gesture With Manager

TOLEDO, OH -- Kate Endton could be one of the worst servers to have graced the planet with her subpar service. The minute she realized that one of her guests was unable to speak, she embarked upon one of the…

Greg ParkerMay 24, 2019

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Chef Uses Turkey Baster As Stomach Pump On New Hire

GLENDALE, AZ -- Chef Tony Morrison, no relation, prides himself on having the most hardcore hazing rituals in the entire state, despite the fact that no one is trying to compete with him. Forrest Wilson wasn’t aware of this before…

Sean RussellMay 23, 2019

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New Hire’s Craziest Night Ever Line Cook’s Tuesday

CAPE COD, MA -- Ricky Floss found never thought that he would do cocaine, let alone in the women’s restroom of a truck stop three hours from his home with one of his coworkers. And yet, here he was, trying…

Eric MadsenMay 9, 2019

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RESTAURANT SAVES THE WORLD!

Here at SauceOTS we spend a lot of time making fun of restaurants and the bizarre things we do to/for customers. In this series of articles, we wanted to do something a little bit different. We wanted to be serious,…

Jack MilkyMay 5, 2019

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Server Knows Pepsi Isn’t Okay

DURHAM, NC -- Bethany Springfield believes herself to be a monster, and she’s absolutely right. Morally, physically, mentally, and emotionally, she’s about to reach a breaking point, and it’s all thanks to the fact that Bass to Mouth, her employer/seafood…

Sean RussellMay 3, 2019

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Cook Who Lost Argument Certain He Won

JERSEY CITY, NJ -- Conrad “Cooter” Connors is widely regarded by anyone who knows him as “that guy,” for many different reasons, all of which seem remarkably similar. Cooter, or “The Coot”, as his aunts call him, loves to get…

Sasha JordanMay 2, 2019

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Dad Feels Sexually Assaulted

NEW YORK, NY -- Dale Conrad, a regular at Hot Cross Buns, hoped that his lunch break there would be just as routine as always. Unbeknownst to him, every single server on staff hate him, think he’s a total pig,…

Greg ParkerMay 1, 2019

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School Cafeteria Tries to Get On Chef’s Table

SAINT LOUIS, MO -- Cynthia Damon has been working at a local middle school for fifteen years. As head chef of Cafeteria, she’s never missed a single day of work, and has devoted herself completely to the art of serving…

Christa JamesMay 1, 2019

Kitchen Hates Mod That Makes Total Sense

Disher Boosts Immunity By Drinking After Patrons

Mute Customer Would Like To Gesture With Manager

Chef Uses Turkey Baster As Stomach Pump On New Hire

New Hire’s Craziest Night Ever Line Cook’s Tuesday

RESTAURANT SAVES THE WORLD!

Server Knows Pepsi Isn’t Okay

Cook Who Lost Argument Certain He Won

Dad Feels Sexually Assaulted

School Cafeteria Tries to Get On Chef’s Table

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