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RESTAURANT SAVES THE WORLD!

Here at SauceOTS we spend a lot of time making fun of restaurants and the bizarre things we do to/for customers. In this series of articles, we wanted to do something a little bit different. We wanted to be serious,…
Jack Milky
May 5, 2019
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Server Knows Pepsi Isn’t Okay

DURHAM, NC -- Bethany Springfield believes herself to be a monster, and she’s absolutely right. Morally, physically, mentally, and emotionally, she’s about to reach a breaking point, and it’s all thanks to the fact that Bass to Mouth, her employer/seafood…
Sean Russell
May 3, 2019
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Cook Who Lost Argument Certain He Won

JERSEY CITY, NJ -- Conrad “Cooter” Connors is widely regarded by anyone who knows him as “that guy,” for many different reasons, all of which seem remarkably similar. Cooter, or “The Coot”, as his aunts call him, loves to get…
Sasha Jordan
May 2, 2019
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Dad Feels Sexually Assaulted

NEW YORK, NY -- Dale Conrad, a regular at Hot Cross Buns, hoped that his lunch break there would be just as routine as always. Unbeknownst to him, every single server on staff hate him, think he’s a total pig,…
Greg Parker
May 1, 2019