October 2019

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Chef Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Forgiving Sous Chef

DETROIT, MI -- The Nobel Foundation rocked the world this week when they announced that the winner of the 2019 Nobel Peace Prize would be none other than Chef Jeffrey Chavez for the incredible act of forgiving his sous chef,…

Sean RussellOctober 26, 2019

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Cook ‘Actually Doesn’t Mind’ Cooking a Steak to Well-Done

LEADVILLE, CO – Server Stacey Jones at Well Done My Good And Faithful Servant steakhouse winced as her customer at table 47 ordered the $54 Filet mignon plate well-done. From her previous experience at other restaurants, she expected there to…

Greg ParkerOctober 17, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS: Which one of you F#$%ING F—S ate all my Ramen!?

HERE, MY STATE -- I woke up this morning, like all mornings, on the couch in my parents’ basement with a hangover that could put Bacchus down for the day. I know I have a limited amount of time before…

Doug KliewerOctober 15, 2019

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Instant Ramen Not Instant Enough

HERE, MY STATE -- Alright first things first idiots, Iiiiiiii’m drunk. That’s not all. I’m pissed. Can, can we just, can you all just let me just rant for a fucking second. Cause it’s gonna happen whether you like it…

Doug KliewerOctober 14, 2019

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Restaurant Teleported To Hell During Manager’s Vacation

GRAND RAPIDS, MI -- Josh Grinnell heard his cell phone ringing for the third time today. He had promised himself he wouldn't accept any calls from work, but there was a deep nagging in him to do so. “Sweetheart, it's…

Sean RussellOctober 12, 2019

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Whiskey Not Actually Required for Entree, BOH Just Wants to Drink

WESTWOOD, KS-- The staff at Sk8r Poi, a local crust-punk-Hawaiian cuisine output, was incredibly upset when the managers cracked down on the “no drinking during shifts” policy. The rule had been on the books since the restaurant opened, but the…

Christa JamesOctober 10, 2019

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Successful Restaurant Staff Dreading Owner’s Return

DES MOINES, IA-- The Spoon and Fork is a brunch cafe that operates very smoothly on a day-to-day basis: the staff has achieved an impressive level of symbiosis, the managers are always on top of checking the floor to solve…

Christa JamesOctober 7, 2019

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New Server Just Wants To Know If Employees Get Discounted Drinks

MONTGOMERY, AL -- Cynthia Rudolph did her best to pretend that she was interested in what her trainer was telling her. None of it was new, she’s been a server long enough to know how to roll silver, send back…

Greg ParkerOctober 4, 2019

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Server Busses Table With Own Tupperware

TUCSON, AZ-- We all know those people who eat food off customers’ plates once they’re finished. We’ve all been that person at one point or another. I mean, come on. What are you supposed to do when you haven’t eaten…

Christa JamesOctober 2, 2019

Chef Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Forgiving Sous Chef

Cook ‘Actually Doesn’t Mind’ Cooking a Steak to Well-Done

BREAKING NEWS: Which one of you F#$%ING F—S ate all my Ramen!?

Instant Ramen Not Instant Enough

Restaurant Teleported To Hell During Manager’s Vacation

Whiskey Not Actually Required for Entree, BOH Just Wants to Drink

Successful Restaurant Staff Dreading Owner’s Return

New Server Just Wants To Know If Employees Get Discounted Drinks

Server Busses Table With Own Tupperware

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