November 2019

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Kitchen Miraculously Has Same Taste In Music

DEXTER, MI -- There are very few times in life when the stars align in order to bring a group of like-minded individuals together and provide them with the ability to create something that is larger than themselves. Over the…

Connor IvesNovember 30, 2019

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Dad Knows His Wine, He Went To France In The 90s

INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- Conrad Donner, proud father of three children he regularly forgets the names of, has insisted that he and his wife Karen go out for the night in order to showcase his equally infinite and unfounded knowledge in…

Eric MadsenNovember 29, 2019

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Customer Hired As Server After Manager Sees Her Order

OMAHA, NE -- Stacy Cantor walked into local vegetarian restaurant We’ve Got The Beet like any other customer that day. She was greeted by the host, taken to her table, and then given a menu. The whole thing seemed routine,…

Sasha JordanNovember 25, 2019

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Owner Sides With Customer Over Employee For 1000th Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Parker Gregory, the owner of Time Is Naan My Side, has just sided with a customer over his own employees for the umpteenth time. The dispute started when Sarah Smith -the customer in question and the type…

Sasha JordanNovember 24, 2019

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Customer Turns Out to Be Good Guy

PORTLAND, OR -- When Mr. Chet Fletcher walked into a local cocktail bar, the bartender gave this Sauce On the Side reporter (who was enjoying a leisurely seven drinks on their lunch break) a significant glance: a glance that said…

Christa JamesNovember 24, 2019

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Line Cook Quits To Spend More Time Focusing On His Drinking

CHANDLER, AZ -- Michael Cappelli has just announced his indefinite retirement from cooking on the line. The news came as a shock to his coworkers at You Oughta Faux, but they have been incredibly respectful of the decision. “I just…

Eric MadsenNovember 23, 2019

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Server Asks If Anyone Needs To-Go Box At Thanksgiving Dinner

GRAND RAPIDS, MI -- Taylor Brown is currently celebrating her first off-the-clock Thanksgiving in five years. Her family has noticed that she has been fighting the urge to work throughout the day. “I just worry for her,” Doug Brown, her…

Sean RussellNovember 22, 2019

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Hot Dog Vendor Unsure if Line Or Macy’s Day Parade

NEW YORK, NY - Ralph Coulter (No relation to Ann Coulter) is geared up for another Thanksgiving in the trenches. From his home in Queens, Coulter runs a hot dog stand on Manhattan island. After years of struggle he earned…

Jack MilkyNovember 22, 2019

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Customers Wonder Out Loud Why Employees Have to Work

HARBINGER, PA -- Everyone here at SauceOTS is thankful that customers can always be relied on to have the best interests of the people serving them at heart. When one throws Mac’n’Cheese in your face saying ‘It’s too hot for…

Jack MilkyNovember 22, 2019

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Local Man Can’t Believe Woman Cooked His Steak

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, CA -- At 7:07 pm last Saturday, Brian Jones, age 75, sat down at a rare treat Steakhouse and ordered a medium-rare filet mignon. When server Katey Smith went to check on him halfway through his meal,…

Sauce On the SideNovember 20, 2019

Kitchen Miraculously Has Same Taste In Music

Dad Knows His Wine, He Went To France In The 90s

Customer Hired As Server After Manager Sees Her Order

Owner Sides With Customer Over Employee For 1000th Time

Customer Turns Out to Be Good Guy

Line Cook Quits To Spend More Time Focusing On His Drinking

Server Asks If Anyone Needs To-Go Box At Thanksgiving Dinner

Hot Dog Vendor Unsure if Line Or Macy’s Day Parade

Customers Wonder Out Loud Why Employees Have to Work

Local Man Can’t Believe Woman Cooked His Steak

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