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Cook Yells Corner At Home

DENVER, CO -- Charles Winthrop has hit a newfound personal low that he hadn’t even realized existed. After working in the service industry for years, he has finally began announcing his presence around the house to his five cats. “It’s…
Sean Russell
January 28, 2020
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Useless Employee Feels Underappreciated

ORLANDO FL -- Jessie Garrett, has been working at Larry’s Double Combo Fry Cafe for seven months. In addition to to thirteen hours a week he has consistently worked, Jessie has also managed to furnish resentment from every other staff…
Greg Parker
January 27, 2020
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Patio Too Cold for Customers In Winter

CHICAGO, IL -- Mason Ashton, general manager at Tex’s Tapas: The Big Plate Place, spends his time serving portions that have been called ‘offensive’ by several food critics and the rest of his time dealing with customer complaints. The majority…
Sasha Jordan
January 26, 2020
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Deceased Employee Written Up For No Call/No Show

GREENSBORO, NC -- Jeremy Stewart, front of house manager for Al Frankenfurters, is pissed. Heather, one of his servers, died tragically after bursting into flames from being erroneously wasted and standing too close to a candle. “The funeral was touching,”…
New Guy
January 24, 2020