LOS ANGELES, CA -- Chef Dana Briggs has been in the service industry for well over a decade. Working in a kitchen has been etched deeply into her soul and her restaurant, Culo del Payaso, her baby. That was until…
Sean RussellJanuary 24, 2020
NEW YORK CITY, NY – Longtime employee at local bar and feline adoption agency, Purrhosis, Jason Talbots, was admitted into the ICU late last week after yet another 70 hour ‘work’ week. Talbots reportedly collapsed three times during his ‘scheduled’…
Doug KliewerJanuary 20, 2020
KANSAS CITY, MO -- Justin Dustin, a newfound employee at Rick’s Fauxfu House of Smugness, was arrested this morning after making credible threats against his employer. In addition to lying about going to raves, buying oregano from an eighth grader…
Sasha JordanJanuary 18, 2020
STULL, KS -- After hearing screams of agony that weren’t originating from the street, Jessica Tsu turned around and noticed that the dumpster area was omitting a strange, paranormal glow. “At first I was like, huh, I guess that makes…
Sauce On the SideJanuary 18, 2020
YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME -- After a major influx of business, your parents have decided to stop taking in foot traffic. Throughout the past several months, thanks in part to Xbox Live, the place you visit on the holidays has become…
Greg ParkerJanuary 10, 2020
CORVALLIS, OR -- The Streetwise Dog, a local fixture in the deconstructed charcuterie game, recently found a way to combat the understaffing problem it’s been facing: vagabonds. “It’s perfect,” Steephvenne, the owner of The Streetwise Dog, told Sauce OTS, “I…
Connor IvesJanuary 10, 2020
TOLEDO, OH -- The Lobster’s Death Rattle, like all restaurants, receives the bulk of its business on Friday and Saturday, with the odd midday rush or two on Sunday. Death Rattle’s staff spends these days catering to those who toil…
Jack MilkyJanuary 2, 2020