NORFOLK, VA -- Everyone on payroll at Whiskey Tower have been preparing for the demise of Candice and Brad’s relationship since the moment they went public -around fifteen minutes ago. “I don’t think we’re being unfair,” Jessie Isaac, a server at Whiskey Tower, stated, “we’re just reading the writing on the wall. Those two aren’t going to last, and all of us are going to be the ones left to deal with their bullshit. Frankly, I’m kinda pissed they didn’t bother consulting any of us before the decision was made.”

The kitchen has been sending Brad out on break as often as possible in order to ascertain which servers they’re going to be allowed to talk to after he and Candice go ballistic on each other. Tanner Strong, one of Brad’s fellow line cooks, had this to say on the matter: “Look, we all love Brad, but he’s kind of an asshole and Candice is way too sweet. It’s gonna fall apart eventually, we just want to be ready for when it does. Last time something like this happened none of us were ready to take sides. It was a bloodbath.”

Candice’s front of house colleagues have started a group chat without her in order to determine the best way to rally around her when the time comes. “Everyone here thinks Candice is great, but she’s kind of pyscho sometimes,” Rita Parker said, “there’s gonna be some baggage that comes with her I don’t think Brad anticipated. We just want to make sure we have a plan in place for when Brad starts coming clean with all the dirt Candice filled him in on. It’s only fair.”
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