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Knife Skills Useless In Mugging

NEW YORK, NY -- Felix Jones, line cook at Whiskey Business, is in a state of complete shock. He was mugged forty five minutes ago, but Felix is currently too busy questioning everything he’s ever believed, to file a police…
Eric Madsen
May 27, 2018
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Chef At B&B ‘Unimpressed’

AUSTIN, TX -- Anthony Hopkins, self-proclaimed ‘culinary innovator’ and head chef at Tapas Para Payasos, has turned what was supposed to be a romantic weekend with his girlfriend into an extravagant display of hubris. Upon arrival at The Doll’s House,…
Eric Madsen
March 10, 2018
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Stupid Kitchen Game Turns Violent

ALBUQUERQUE, NM -- A blood feud of epic proportions has been unleashed upon I’m Not Chicken You Man, a local restaurant known for its potato salad. What started as a harmless game amongst the kitchen, in order to kill time,…
Eric Madsen
February 23, 2018