SAN ANTONIO, TX -- Gabriel Tiffany Gomez is a twenty six year old busboy, who has been single for the past five years, against his will. He spends the majority of his days working at Stew’s Stew, Brew and Blues,…
LEAVENWORTH, KS -- David Bradley Cooper, local resident of the maximum security federal prison, has been given only a matter of hours to live before death by lethal injection. David Cooper, known to his friends as ‘DB,’ will be going…
BUFFALO, NY -- Tom Derekson, owner and proprietor of It’s Just Fucking Pizza: a Pub Place, has fallen on hard times with his company. After opening the doors of his restaurant to hordes of nobody, several months ago, Tom’s been…
ORLANDO FL -- Jessie Garrett, has been working at Larry’s Double Combo Fry Cafe for seven months. In addition to to thirteen hours a week he has consistently worked, Jessie has also managed to furnish resentment from every other staff…
YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME -- After a major influx of business, your parents have decided to stop taking in foot traffic. Throughout the past several months, thanks in part to Xbox Live, the place you visit on the holidays has become…
DETROIT, MI -- Kevin Jones has been the subject of the restaurant, Cheers For Beers’s latest scandal. After cutting his finger to the bone in the middle of a rush last week, Kevin finished his shift and then was forced…
RIVERSIDE, CA -- Clinton Newton can be found any given Sunday afternoon gloriously drunk, just next level wasted, shouting any complaint, relevant or otherwise, at anyone who makes the mistake of looking into his eyes. This Sunday, however, Clinton directed…
LEADVILLE, CO – Server Stacey Jones at Well Done My Good And Faithful Servant steakhouse winced as her customer at table 47 ordered the $54 Filet mignon plate well-done. From her previous experience at other restaurants, she expected there to…
MONTGOMERY, AL -- Cynthia Rudolph did her best to pretend that she was interested in what her trainer was telling her. None of it was new, she’s been a server long enough to know how to roll silver, send back…
ORLANDO, FL -- Soup’s On, a local steakhouse that refuses to serve soup, is in the middle of an employment crisis. After being forced to close yesterday, due to the fact that every line cook walked out in unison, the…