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Local Barista For Justice

Helena, Montana—The Panera Bread at the Capitol Hill Mall is offering up something a little different these days: JUSTICE. Since the company chose to hire local barista and self-proclaimed vigilante Jamie Hope two weeks ago, many unexpecting customers have been…
New Guy
February 12, 2020
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Hedge Fund VP Worries Verbal Tip Wasn’t Heard

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Brent Gionni, longtime Jacksonville resident, contacted our industry insiders early yesterday morning on his morning commute. Mr. Gionni, 32, wanted us to know about a recent experience that has been weighing heavily on him. On Wednesday, Brent,…
New Guy
February 9, 2020
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Instagram Restaurant Only Serves Menu

SEATTLE, WA -- The Instagram restaurant, AirBites, has created quite a stir amongst the millennial crowd through serving their menu. Just their menu, nothing more. If you have to ask them why, you obviously can remember the nineties. Those with…
New Guy
February 8, 2020
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Deceased Employee Written Up For No Call/No Show

GREENSBORO, NC -- Jeremy Stewart, front of house manager for Al Frankenfurters, is pissed. Heather, one of his servers, died tragically after bursting into flames from being erroneously wasted and standing too close to a candle. “The funeral was touching,”…
New Guy
January 24, 2020
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Gluten-Free Customer Dies In Wheat Field

NEWTON, KS -- Melody Carver was eating at Tom’s Diner on her way from Kansas City to Wichita earlier today. Upon arriving at the restaurant, Melody loudly proclaimed to everyone inside that she was gluten-free and wondered if anyone had…
New Guy
October 20, 2018