Sasha Jordan, Author at Sauce On the Side

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Customer Sees Right Through Server’s Upsells

NORFOLK, VA -- Day Daniel Lewis, avid Yelp reviewer and self-proclaimed wine snob, feels that he is currently decemating his server, Stacy, and her attempts to sell him more than what he wants to order. “I’m in Mensa, so I…

Sasha JordanFebruary 11, 2020

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Latino Waiter Impressed With Dad’s Pronunciation

BATON ROUGE, LA -- Pedro Infante, a server at The Guero Grita, is gobsmacked at the patrons of table 36 in his section. The family’s patriarch has been flaunting his aptitude for language all night, and it’s astoundingly not super…

Sasha JordanFebruary 3, 2020

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Patio Too Cold for Customers In Winter

CHICAGO, IL -- Mason Ashton, general manager at Tex’s Tapas: The Big Plate Place, spends his time serving portions that have been called ‘offensive’ by several food critics and the rest of his time dealing with customer complaints. The majority…

Sasha JordanJanuary 26, 2020

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Table Takes Firm Stance On Water Being Just Fine

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Drive By Poutine, an area restaurant is in the midst of a crisis. Table 26 has been in a three and a half hour stand off with their server after insisting that they are alright with…

Sasha JordanJanuary 24, 2020

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New Hire Calls In Bomb Threat to Avoid Shift

KANSAS CITY, MO -- Justin Dustin, a newfound employee at Rick’s Fauxfu House of Smugness, was arrested this morning after making credible threats against his employer. In addition to lying about going to raves, buying oregano from an eighth grader…

Sasha JordanJanuary 18, 2020

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Customer Brings In Own Jar Of Mayonnaise

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK -- Courtney Barker, proud sorority member, has been a regular at North Dakota Roadhouse since she moved to Oklahoma in order to attend the prestigious Oklahoma City Community College. Over the course of two years, Courtney has…

Sasha JordanDecember 12, 2019

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Customer Hired As Server After Manager Sees Her Order

OMAHA, NE -- Stacy Cantor walked into local vegetarian restaurant We’ve Got The Beet like any other customer that day. She was greeted by the host, taken to her table, and then given a menu. The whole thing seemed routine,…

Sasha JordanNovember 25, 2019

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Owner Sides With Customer Over Employee For 1000th Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Parker Gregory, the owner of Time Is Naan My Side, has just sided with a customer over his own employees for the umpteenth time. The dispute started when Sarah Smith -the customer in question and the type…

Sasha JordanNovember 24, 2019

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Couple On A Date Doesn’t Get Into A Fight

NEWARK, NJ -- The staff at Here Comes Truffle know they’re terrible people. That’s exactly why they have a game called “Order a double, get two singles.” The entire point of the game is to get any couple who shows…

Sasha JordanJuly 16, 2019

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No One Sure How to Tell Server Her Boyfriend Is A Total Dick

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Amanda Binds is dating a guy named Chadley Derrickson. As if that wasn’t reason enough for her to break up with him, he’s also a total dick and none of her co-workers are quite sure how to…

Sasha JordanJune 9, 2019

Sasha Jordan

Customer Sees Right Through Server’s Upsells

Latino Waiter Impressed With Dad’s Pronunciation

Patio Too Cold for Customers In Winter

Table Takes Firm Stance On Water Being Just Fine

New Hire Calls In Bomb Threat to Avoid Shift

Customer Brings In Own Jar Of Mayonnaise

Customer Hired As Server After Manager Sees Her Order

Owner Sides With Customer Over Employee For 1000th Time

Couple On A Date Doesn’t Get Into A Fight

No One Sure How to Tell Server Her Boyfriend Is A Total Dick

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