Sean Russell, Author at Sauce On the Side

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Heartbroken Waiter Splits All Checks

MEMPHIS, TN -- Dwayne Casey is a 19 year old server at Mafia Tony’s Kneecappin’ Spaghetti. He loves Busch Light, the stars, The Insane Clown Posse, and -at least until today- his girlfriend Amber. None of his coworkers are entirely…

Sean RussellFebruary 14, 2020

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“Get Out Of My Room?” Asks Cook Huffing Whipped Cream In The Walk-In

LAS VEGAS, NV -- Michael Dumas, veteran cook and moderate burnout, has been working at Glooteny for the past five years. Conveniently enough, half a decade is the same amount of time that Mike’s coworkers have been putting up with…

Sean RussellFebruary 10, 2020

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Confused Chef Tries to Get Foie Gras Out of Park Ducks

LAREDO, TX -- The kitchen staff of Stealy Dan’s Fine Dining Roadhouse, has been uncertain of how to approach their head chef about his latest special idea. Kevin, the chef in question, decided that an excellent way to cut down…

Sean RussellFebruary 5, 2020

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Easy Bake Oven Strains Siblings Relationship When Lemonade Stand Expands

WICHITA, KS -- Sarah and David Smith, 6 and 8 years old respectively, opened a successful corner lemonade stand 5 days ago with seed money from their parents and a few neighborhood friends. Their return on investment has been substantial…

Sean RussellJanuary 31, 2020

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Cook Yells Corner At Home

DENVER, CO -- Charles Winthrop has hit a newfound personal low that he hadn’t even realized existed. After working in the service industry for years, he has finally began announcing his presence around the house to his five cats. “It’s…

Sean RussellJanuary 28, 2020

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Pregnant Chef Wants Cambro Birth

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Chef Dana Briggs has been in the service industry for well over a decade. Working in a kitchen has been etched deeply into her soul and her restaurant, Culo del Payaso, her baby. That was until…

Sean RussellJanuary 24, 2020

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Chef Caters Own Funeral

SCOTTSDALE, AZ -- Sam Dobbs, a local chef and entrepreneur, has been adding the final touches to his last will and testament over the past few months. Recently however, he’s been making some rather strange requests to his attorney. “The…

Sean RussellJanuary 22, 2020

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RESTAURANT REVIEW: New Specials Clearly A Cry For Help

Upon walking into Madame Butterflies' Cafe, one has to remark upon the inessential minimalism. Chef Fieri’s refusal to hire servers, requiring the customer to shout their order through the kitchen’s window was a bold choice. The absence of chairs, tables,…

Sean RussellDecember 11, 2019

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Special Recommendation: Potatoes (Not Just A Stupid Thing From The Ground)

We here at Sauce On the Side know that coming up with new specials can sometimes feel like trying to come up with new specials. We humbly suggest you entertain the idea that potatoes could be a new and exciting…

Sean RussellDecember 9, 2019

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Server Asks If Anyone Needs To-Go Box At Thanksgiving Dinner

GRAND RAPIDS, MI -- Taylor Brown is currently celebrating her first off-the-clock Thanksgiving in five years. Her family has noticed that she has been fighting the urge to work throughout the day. “I just worry for her,” Doug Brown, her…

Sean RussellNovember 22, 2019

Sean Russell

Heartbroken Waiter Splits All Checks

“Get Out Of My Room?” Asks Cook Huffing Whipped Cream In The Walk-In

Confused Chef Tries to Get Foie Gras Out of Park Ducks

Easy Bake Oven Strains Siblings Relationship When Lemonade Stand Expands

Cook Yells Corner At Home

Pregnant Chef Wants Cambro Birth

Chef Caters Own Funeral

RESTAURANT REVIEW: New Specials Clearly A Cry For Help

Special Recommendation: Potatoes (Not Just A Stupid Thing From The Ground)

Server Asks If Anyone Needs To-Go Box At Thanksgiving Dinner

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