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Heartbroken Waiter Splits All Checks

MEMPHIS, TN -- Dwayne Casey is a 19 year old server at Mafia Tony’s Kneecappin’ Spaghetti. He loves Busch Light, the stars, The Insane Clown Posse, and -at least until today- his girlfriend Amber. None of his coworkers are entirely…
Sean Russell
February 14, 2020
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Cook Yells Corner At Home

DENVER, CO -- Charles Winthrop has hit a newfound personal low that he hadn’t even realized existed. After working in the service industry for years, he has finally began announcing his presence around the house to his five cats. “It’s…
Sean Russell
January 28, 2020
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Chef Caters Own Funeral

SCOTTSDALE, AZ -- Sam Dobbs, a local chef and entrepreneur, has been adding the final touches to his last will and testament over the past few months. Recently however, he’s been making some rather strange requests to his attorney. “The…
Sean Russell
January 22, 2020