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Staff Takes Gluten Sensitivity Training

RIVERSIDE, CA -- After several incidents being posted on Yelp, the entire crew at Lord of the Fries has been forced to undergo gluten-sensitivity training for the third time this year. The owners themselves insist that their staff’s conduct is…
Sean Russell
April 5, 2019
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Owner Can’t Keep Up On Line

PHEONIX, AZ -- Tickets are flowing off the printer like a waterfall onto the floor, every single appetizer goes out 45 minutes after being rang in; and Trent Barker, the owner of Drop the Bass, is certain that it’s everyone…
Sean Russell
October 29, 2018
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Counterfeit Groupon Discovered

MIAMI, FL -- Federal authorities swarmed a local restaurant this afternoon after receiving a call that a counterfeit Groupon had been used on the premises. Agents swiftly placed the entire family into custody, and began a search for any remaining…
Sean Russell
August 8, 2018