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Resume Includes Subtle Threats

PHEONIX, AZ -- A local diner received a unique application this week consisting entirely of pasted together clippings from magazines. The ingenuity of the potential hire was most highlighted by the fact that he knew where every manager lived and…
Sean Russell
July 7, 2018
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New Hire Alleged To Be Hard Worker

DAVENPORT, IA -- Employees of Cokeback Fountain, are dying of anticipation for their most recent hire’s first day. The staff was told that the rookie was a hard worker. Upon hearing this they immediately began literally jumping into the air…
Sean Russell
June 12, 2018
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Staff Begins To Bottle And Sell Emotions

SPRINGFIELD, IL -- An area restaurant’s risky business strategy has recently been paying off in spades. As of two months ago, the small business made their employees emotions available for sale at the register. The emotions themselves appear ketchup-like and…
Sean Russell
May 20, 2018