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Divorced Manager Reasonably Upset On Valentine’s Day

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- Conrad Connorson has been dreading February 14th ever since he found out it wasn’t canceled this year, despite his multiple petitions to whoever’s in charge of calendars, and everyone on staff at Broc and Roll has been…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 14, 2019

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Heart-Shaped Entree Still Tastes Like Shit

CHICAGO, IL -- Cooks city-wide are preparing for that zenith celebration of public affection: Valentine’s Day. A magical time when restaurants around the country take their regular menus, the menus their regulars love, menus filled with dishes loved by all…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 13, 2019

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Undercover Boss Fired On First Day

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Jack Barker has been the owner of Cod’s Gift, a regional chain of family-friendly fast food restaurants/Bible study centers, for the past six years. Last night, after watching three hours of Undercover Boss, Jack decided that he…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 7, 2019

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Disher Confused Why Servers Keep Bringing Him Leftovers

AKRON, OH -- Connor Marshall has been a dishwasher at On Poi-pose for three months. Over the course of his tenure, Mr. Marshall has gained thirty pounds and is making impressive strides towards advanced pre-diabetes. “Every time I clock off,…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 5, 2019

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Airport Cook Pissed TSA Goes Back To Pat-Downs

NEW YORK, NY -- Brad Darvis has grown accustomed to a certain level of comfort after the government shut down. For thirty days of bliss, Brad, a line cook who makes a few dollars above minimum wage, was earning more…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 4, 2019

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Bartender Really Busy Watching The Game

BOSTON, MA -- Gary Trout, veteran bartender of three weeks, has been looking forward to working on Super Bowl Sunday ever since he found out his favorite team, the Los Angeles Rams, had made it all the way through the…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 3, 2019

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Kitchen Banter Used As Testimony At Murder Trial

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Everyone on payroll at Mead the Fifth, a local Korean/Swiss fusion restaurant, has been forced to recount everything that they’d said to one another on September 17th of last year, the day that their least favorite…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 1, 2019

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Christmas Party Ends In Shame, 3 Pregnancy Scares, One Death

SAN ANTONIO, TX -- The entire staff of Raspberry Pie, a local pizzeria, was sent reeling into a state of complete mortification in regards to their own actions at their annual holiday party last night. The owner hosted the event…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 31, 2019

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Server Bills Table For Therapy After Getting Involved In Divorce

DOVER, DE -- Stacy Smith, a waitress at The Dirty Dish, has been furiously googling the standard rate for a couple’s therapist on her phone. As it stands now, Stacy is in the midst of a messy divorce unfolding on…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 30, 2019

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‘If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out Of the Kitchen,’ Says Chef In Burn Unit

DETROIT, MI -- Upon arriving on scene at Pesto Both Worlds, firefighters were shocked to dicover that the owner was still hunkered down in the incediary nightmare that was once his kitchen. Drake Miller, the chef in question, has insisted…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 29, 2019

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Divorced Manager Reasonably Upset On Valentine’s Day

Heart-Shaped Entree Still Tastes Like Shit

Undercover Boss Fired On First Day

Disher Confused Why Servers Keep Bringing Him Leftovers

Airport Cook Pissed TSA Goes Back To Pat-Downs

Bartender Really Busy Watching The Game

Kitchen Banter Used As Testimony At Murder Trial

Christmas Party Ends In Shame, 3 Pregnancy Scares, One Death

Server Bills Table For Therapy After Getting Involved In Divorce

‘If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out Of the Kitchen,’ Says Chef In Burn Unit

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