MEMPHIS, TN — Dwayne Casey is a 19 year old server at Mafia Tony’s Kneecappin’ Spaghetti. He loves Busch Light, the stars, The Insane Clown Posse, and -at least until today- his girlfriend Amber. None of his coworkers are entirely…
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Gabriel Tiffany Gomez is a twenty six year old busboy, who has been single for the past five years, against his will. He spends the majority of his days working at Stew’s Stew, Brew and Blues,…
Helena, Montana—The Panera Bread at the Capitol Hill Mall is offering up something a little different these days: JUSTICE. Since the company chose to hire local barista and self-proclaimed vigilante Jamie Hope two weeks ago, many unexpecting customers have been…
NORFOLK, VA — Day Daniel Lewis, avid Yelp reviewer and self-proclaimed wine snob, feels that he is currently decemating his server, Stacy, and her attempts to sell him more than what he wants to order. “I’m in Mensa, so I…
LAS VEGAS, NV — Michael Dumas, veteran cook and moderate burnout, has been working at Glooteny for the past five years. Conveniently enough, half a decade is the same amount of time that Mike’s coworkers have been putting up with…
JACKSONVILLE, FL — Brent Gionni, longtime Jacksonville resident, contacted our industry insiders early yesterday morning on his morning commute. Mr. Gionni, 32, wanted us to know about a recent experience that has been weighing heavily on him. On Wednesday, Brent,…
SEATTLE, WA — The Instagram restaurant, AirBites, has created quite a stir amongst the millennial crowd through serving their menu. Just their menu, nothing more. If you have to ask them why, you obviously can remember the nineties. Those with…
LEAVENWORTH, KS — David Bradley Cooper, local resident of the maximum security federal prison, has been given only a matter of hours to live before death by lethal injection. David Cooper, known to his friends as ‘DB,’ will be going…
JERSEY CITY, NJ — The staff at The Crab Cave has a serious issue on their hands. Coming into work after a serious drinking session the night before, the first front of house employees to arrive found the specials board,…
LAREDO, TX — The kitchen staff of Stealy Dan’s Fine Dining Roadhouse, has been uncertain of how to approach their head chef about his latest special idea. Kevin, the chef in question, decided that an excellent way to cut down…