LAREDO, TX — The kitchen staff of Stealy Dan’s Fine Dining Roadhouse, has been uncertain of how to approach their head chef about his latest special idea. Kevin, the chef in question, decided that an excellent way to cut down…
LOS ANGELES, CA — Kevin’s Bacon Pizza and Wings, a local restaurant, has been hemorrhaging delivery drivers over the past few weeks, and none of the managers are entirely sure why. “We’ve had guys on payroll here for months who…
BATON ROUGE, LA — Pedro Infante, a server at The Guero Grita, is gobsmacked at the patrons of table 36 in his section. The family’s patriarch has been flaunting his aptitude for language all night, and it’s astoundingly not super…
NASHVILLE, TN — The Pita Abyss, an area restaurant, has taken steps recently in revamping their menu in order to give their guests a greater fine dining experience. After several culinary experiments, the owners of The Pita Abyss have rolled…
BUFFALO, NY — Tom Derekson, owner and proprietor of It’s Just Fucking Pizza: a Pub Place, has fallen on hard times with his company. After opening the doors of his restaurant to hordes of nobody, several months ago, Tom’s been…
WICHITA, KS — Sarah and David Smith, 6 and 8 years old respectively, opened a successful corner lemonade stand 5 days ago with seed money from their parents and a few neighborhood friends. Their return on investment has been substantial…
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Bob, the grill cook At Heaven’s living room bar/grill peered longingly at the New York strip resting on the plate, looking so peaceful amidst the chaos around him during a Friday night dinner service. As pots and pans…
MILWAUKEE, WI — The staff of Urban Troutfitters, an area seafood restaurant, has found itself in the midst of a debate as to what to do with their newest employee. Dale Delaney, a recent hire at Urban Troutfitters and an…
TULSA, OK — Dave is upset, not only is he a regular diner at Steve’s Palace of Munchies, but he has also sent his order back three times after it was delivered to him containing an intact chicken embryo. “I…
DENVER, CO — Charles Winthrop has hit a newfound personal low that he hadn’t even realized existed. After working in the service industry for years, he has finally began announcing his presence around the house to his five cats. “It’s…
