PORTLAND, OR — Tony Wilson has been working at the Wok Pot for three months. In addition to being moderately useful on the line, Mr. Wilson has also managed to earn the ire of every single one of his coworkers…
HARTFORD, CT — Conrad Gomez has been the head chef at Mammal and Inanimate Object for three years. In that time, he has grown famous among kitchen workers in the area for his desire to teach knife skills and life…
NEW YORK, NY — Tom Baxter and his wife Susan were hoping to have a nice night out for their anniversary. These hopes were almost immediately dashed upon the couple’s seating at Doomsday Peppers, their favorite Mexican restaurant. Tom, semi-devoted…
TUSCON, AZ — Jeremy Lane, manager at Clam It and member of a 311-Nickelback fusion band, has just finished filling employment papers for Tina Larson. Miss Larson marks the latest in a series of completely out of Jeremy’s league and…
O’Flannigan O’Malley Fitzpatrick’s may look like any other Irish Pub but this restaurant proves that looks aren’t everything. In an effort to distinguish itself from the rest of the pack, head chef Bobby James has just released a starch free…
CHICAGO, IL — The Donner family decided to spend a night out at Munchousen, a local steakhouse/taco cart. George and Tamsen Donner had never taken their daughters Georgia and Mary to a steakhouse/taco cart before and imagined that Munchousen would…
CHULA VISTA, CA — Tucker Bradley is one of those guys that if Jesus had met him, Jesus would have said: “What a dick.” Every one of his coworkers at Fowl à Deux says that about him six and a…
JERSEY CITY, NJ — The entire crew at The Canterbury Kales has allegedly managed to make it through an entire dinner rush without a single incident or mishap for the fourth week in a row. Restaurant workers from all over…
Our restaurant research team has been obsessively Google-ing and driving around for weeks trying to bring you the most relevant information possible. We are now ready to say with one hundred percent confidence that the frozen yogurt craze that started…
BALTIMORE, MD — Brad, Chad, Parker, and Fish, a group of fraternity brother at Sigma Alpha Epsilon, have decided that they wanted to have a night of binge drinking in moderation at a local lesbian bar. The impetus for this…