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Useless Employee Feels Underappreciated

ORLANDO FL -- Jessie Garrett, has been working at Larry’s Double Combo Fry Cafe for seven months. In addition to to thirteen hours a week he has consistently worked, Jessie has also managed to furnish resentment from every other staff…

Greg ParkerJanuary 27, 2020

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Patio Too Cold for Customers In Winter

CHICAGO, IL -- Mason Ashton, general manager at Tex’s Tapas: The Big Plate Place, spends his time serving portions that have been called ‘offensive’ by several food critics and the rest of his time dealing with customer complaints. The majority…

Sasha JordanJanuary 26, 2020

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Kitchen Door Holds 5 Day Record, Not Knocking Shit Out of Staff’s Hands

ASHEVILLE, NC -- The employees of Occam’s Omelets, a popular breakfast spot downtown, have been scratching their heads at a newfound phenomena in their workplace. The door dividing the front and back of the house has almost gone an entire…

Jack MilkyJanuary 25, 2020

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Deceased Employee Written Up For No Call/No Show

GREENSBORO, NC -- Jeremy Stewart, front of house manager for Al Frankenfurters, is pissed. Heather, one of his servers, died tragically after bursting into flames from being erroneously wasted and standing too close to a candle. “The funeral was touching,”…

New GuyJanuary 24, 2020

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Table Takes Firm Stance On Water Being Just Fine

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Drive By Poutine, an area restaurant is in the midst of a crisis. Table 26 has been in a three and a half hour stand off with their server after insisting that they are alright with…

Sasha JordanJanuary 24, 2020

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Pregnant Chef Wants Cambro Birth

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Chef Dana Briggs has been in the service industry for well over a decade. Working in a kitchen has been etched deeply into her soul and her restaurant, Culo del Payaso, her baby. That was until…

Sean RussellJanuary 24, 2020

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Chef Caters Own Funeral

SCOTTSDALE, AZ -- Sam Dobbs, a local chef and entrepreneur, has been adding the final touches to his last will and testament over the past few months. Recently however, he’s been making some rather strange requests to his attorney. “The…

Sean RussellJanuary 22, 2020

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Employee Files Workman’s Comp After Liver Failure

NEW YORK CITY, NY – Longtime employee at local bar and feline adoption agency, Purrhosis, Jason Talbots, was admitted into the ICU late last week after yet another 70 hour ‘work’ week. Talbots reportedly collapsed three times during his ‘scheduled’…

Doug KliewerJanuary 20, 2020

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New Hire Calls In Bomb Threat to Avoid Shift

KANSAS CITY, MO -- Justin Dustin, a newfound employee at Rick’s Fauxfu House of Smugness, was arrested this morning after making credible threats against his employer. In addition to lying about going to raves, buying oregano from an eighth grader…

Sasha JordanJanuary 18, 2020

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Portal To Hell Found Under Abandoned Grease Trap

STULL, KS -- After hearing screams of agony that weren’t originating from the street, Jessica Tsu turned around and noticed that the dumpster area was omitting a strange, paranormal glow. “At first I was like, huh, I guess that makes…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 18, 2020

Useless Employee Feels Underappreciated

Patio Too Cold for Customers In Winter

Kitchen Door Holds 5 Day Record, Not Knocking Shit Out of Staff’s Hands

Deceased Employee Written Up For No Call/No Show

Table Takes Firm Stance On Water Being Just Fine

Pregnant Chef Wants Cambro Birth

Chef Caters Own Funeral

Employee Files Workman’s Comp After Liver Failure

New Hire Calls In Bomb Threat to Avoid Shift

Portal To Hell Found Under Abandoned Grease Trap

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