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Inmate’s Last Meal Sent Back

LEAVENWORTH, KS -- David Bradley Cooper, local resident of the maximum security federal prison, has been given only a matter of hours to live before death by lethal injection. David Cooper, known to his friends as ‘DB,’ will be going…
Greg Parker
February 7, 2020
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Patio Too Cold for Customers In Winter

CHICAGO, IL -- Mason Ashton, general manager at Tex’s Tapas: The Big Plate Place, spends his time serving portions that have been called ‘offensive’ by several food critics and the rest of his time dealing with customer complaints. The majority…
Sasha Jordan
January 26, 2020
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Deceased Employee Written Up For No Call/No Show

GREENSBORO, NC -- Jeremy Stewart, front of house manager for Al Frankenfurters, is pissed. Heather, one of his servers, died tragically after bursting into flames from being erroneously wasted and standing too close to a candle. “The funeral was touching,”…
New Guy
January 24, 2020