Tag: Confused

Drunk Chef Accidentally Yells At Correct Employees
Nov 6, 2019
Chef Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Forgiving Sous Chef
Oct 26, 2019
BREAKING NEWS: Which one of you F#$%ING F---S ate all my Ramen!
Oct 16, 2019
Instant Ramen Not Instant Enough
Oct 15, 2019
Whiskey Not Actually Required for Entree, BOH Just Wants to Drink
Oct 10, 2019
Server Busses Table With Own Tupperware
Oct 2, 2019
Ticket Times Too Good
Sep 29, 2019
Table Tips In "Thoughts And Prayers"
Sep 9, 2019
Manager Decides He And Unwitting Server Should Just Be Friends
Sep 6, 2019
Bartender Arrested For Panhandling With Tip Jar
Aug 22, 2019
New Server Wears Protective Eyewear to Safety Meeting
Aug 21, 2019
Employee No Call-No Shows When Mercury is in Retrograde
Jul 31, 2019
Kitchen Ecstatic Over Hostess's 18th Birthday
Jul 21, 2019
Couple On A Date Doesn't Get Into A Fight
Jul 16, 2019
Server Written Up for Describing Menu Items as “Totes Amazeballs”
Jul 5, 2019
How About You Worry About Your Station and I'll Worry About Mine? How's That for a Fucking Idea, Marshall?
Jul 2, 2019
Server Informs Cooks That Kitchen Is Hot
Jun 30, 2019
Is New Hire Terrible Or Traumatized?
Jun 23, 2019
Female Line Cook Tired of Being Asked if She’s a Server
Jun 21, 2019
Server Regrets Being “One of the Guys”
Jun 20, 2019
Dad Wonders Why He’s “Hated” Every Meal Since 2003
Jun 16, 2019
Line Cooks Uncomfortable With New Chef’s Jokes About Her Vagina
Jun 15, 2019
Applicant Unsure How Much College Counts As “Some College”
Jun 13, 2019
No One Sure How To Tell Chef He’s Pronouncing “Sous Vide” Incorrectly
Jun 8, 2019
Server Personally Checks How Everything’s Tasting
Jun 4, 2019
Despite Tornado Warning, Susan Wants Her Mimosa
Jun 3, 2019
Stand-Off With Table 74 Ends Peacefully, Two Hours After Close
Jun 2, 2019
Cook Caught With Sharpie Creating Grill Marks
Jun 1, 2019
Server Hospitalized Despite Table 32 Being “Kind of in a Rush.”
May 28, 2019
Disher Boosts Immunity By Drinking After Patrons
May 25, 2019
Server Knows Pepsi Isn't Okay
May 3, 2019
Cook Who Lost Argument Certain He Won
May 2, 2019
Dad Feels Sexually Assaulted
May 1, 2019
Pile Of Rags Moves
Apr 27, 2019
Cancer Scare Turns Out To Be Pregnancy
Apr 23, 2019
Cook Participates In Own Shit Talking
Apr 19, 2019
Server Frames First DUI
Apr 16, 2019
Server's Favorite Dish Impossible For Customer To Order
Apr 11, 2019
Veteran Employee Still Can't Find Anything In Walk-In
Apr 4, 2019
Kitchen Can’t Wait To Yell At Server Over Ticket
Apr 3, 2019
Cook Anxious After Delivery Truck Is Two Weeks Late
Apr 1, 2019
Pregnant Chef Wants Cambro Birth
Mar 28, 2019
Failing Restaurant Gets Golden Tee Machine, Still Failing
Mar 27, 2019
Kitchen Invests In Self, Poverty Ensues
Mar 22, 2019
Buffet Customer Has A Lot On His Plate Right Now
Mar 21, 2019
Trainee Witnesses Third Thing That “Never Happens”
Mar 8, 2019
Server Who Never Works Somehow Still Alive
Mar 7, 2019
Stupid Customer Asks Stupid Questions
Mar 3, 2019
Teenage Employee Goes To Suspiciously High Amount Of Funerals
Mar 2, 2019
Manager Can't Even Schedule Time For Girlfriend
Mar 1, 2019
Coffee Shop Owner Fails To Gentrify Neighborhood
Feb 28, 2019
Food Truck Staff Expected To Be Solving More Mysteries
Feb 27, 2019
Customers Overly Jealous Of Their Server Laughing With Other Table
Feb 26, 2019
Server Shocked To Discover Trash Can In Dish Pit
Feb 24, 2019
Manager Wants To Speak With Herself
Feb 21, 2019
Portal To Hell Found Under Abandoned Grease Trap
Feb 18, 2019
Soft Open Doesn’t Go As Hard As They Thought
Feb 17, 2019
Airport Cook Pissed TSA Goes Back To Pat-Downs
Feb 4, 2019
Veal On Kids Menu Sends Mixed Messages
Jan 17, 2019
Dad Uses Magnifying Glass In Search Of Upcharge
Dec 29, 2018
Santa Confused By sous Chef's Pretentious Cookie Tray
Dec 25, 2018
Stupid Kid Can't Even Read Kids' Menu
Dec 24, 2018
Vegan Customer Confused By ToVeal
Dec 21, 2018
"Who Wants To Eat At This Reasonable Time?"
Dec 19, 2018
Middle Aged Women Amazed With Every Dish
Dec 17, 2018
Manager's Restaurant Scrapbook "Disturbing"
Dec 14, 2018
Workman's Comp Reveals Pill Addiction
Dec 13, 2018
Servers Too High To Remember Words To "Happy Birthday"
Dec 7, 2018
Chef Cuts Himself, Feels
Dec 2, 2018
Kitchen Miraculously Has Same Taste In Music
Nov 30, 2018
Server Asks If Anyone Needs To-Go Box At Thanksgiving Dinner
Nov 23, 2018
Hot Dog Vendor Unsure if Line Or Macy’s Day Parade
Nov 22, 2018
Trump Accidentally Sends Troops To "On the Border"
Nov 14, 2018
Staff Plans For Inevitable Breakup In Advance
Nov 12, 2018
Customer Dressed As Chef Written Up
Oct 31, 2018
Gluten-Free Customer Dies In Wheat Field
Oct 20, 2018
BOH Struggles To Communicate Because Their Food Is Beyond Words
Oct 11, 2018
Broken Equipment Replaced With Half-Broken Equipment
Oct 9, 2018
Customer Mad Husband Isn't Eyeing Waitress
Sep 25, 2018
Server Sells Non-Existent Item
Sep 18, 2018
New Restaurant Not Going To Make It
Sep 17, 2018
Hipsters Begin Microdosing Their Shots
Sep 14, 2018
Server Returns From Grave To Haunt Poor Tippers
Sep 6, 2018
Stoned Customers Go Unnoticed By Stoned Servers
Sep 2, 2018
New Hire Upset After Phone Number Removed From Bathroom Wall
Aug 27, 2018
Waitress Interrupts Pre-Dinner Prayer With Specials Description
Aug 26, 2018
BOH Out Drinks Themselves For 6th Week In A Row
Aug 25, 2018
No Country Buffet For Old Men
Aug 24, 2018
‘No Straw’ Policy At Turtle Soup Restaurant Sends Mixed Messages
Aug 18, 2018
Kitchen's New Pet Peeve Confuses FOH
Aug 13, 2018
Mom's House Shut Down After Scathing Yelp Review
Aug 11, 2018
New Hire Wonders What 1-85 Stand For
Aug 9, 2018
Restaurant Employs Roaches Because 'At Least They Show Up'
Jul 28, 2018
Bartender Finds 100 Year Old Bud Light Lime In Back Of Stock Shelf
Jul 27, 2018
Drunk Cook Hand Pulls Pizza Out Of Oven
Jul 24, 2018
Owner Baffled When Pay Raise Makes Employees Happy
Jul 19, 2018
Recall Still Not Understood, Cook Nervous
Jul 14, 2018
Caterers Uncertain If They’re At Wedding Or Funeral
Jul 12, 2018
Resume Includes Subtle Threats
Jul 7, 2018
Kitchen Gets Phone Number After Being Given To Waitress
Jun 25, 2018
Therapy Dog Walks Out After Fourth Line Shift
Jun 24, 2018
Staff Investigates Homicide Internally
Jun 23, 2018
Customer Baffled By Own Dietary Restrictions
Jun 6, 2018
Drunk Cooks Have Best Idea Ever
Jun 6, 2018
Lost Hiker Forced To Go On Paleo Diet
May 30, 2018
New Hire Tries Adderall, Realizes He Has ADHD
May 24, 2018
World Class Call Of Duty Player Denied Veteran's Discount
May 19, 2018
Misogynist Customer Cut-Off After Making Empowering Comments
May 18, 2018
Server Didn't Know She Was Dating Dishwasher
May 11, 2018
Cook Writes Up Roommate For Food Cost
May 10, 2018
Hipsters Flock to Fish Market Thinking It's Sushi Place
May 5, 2018
Customers Amazed By Poor Service
May 4, 2018