Heartbroken Waiter Splits All Checks

MEMPHIS, TN -- Dwayne Casey is a 19 year old server at Mafia Tony’s Kneecappin’ Spaghetti. He loves Busch Light, the stars, The Insane Clown Posse, and -at least until today- his girlfriend Amber. None of his coworkers are entirely…
Sean Russell
February 14, 2020

Hedge Fund VP Worries Verbal Tip Wasn’t Heard

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Brent Gionni, longtime Jacksonville resident, contacted our industry insiders early yesterday morning on his morning commute. Mr. Gionni, 32, wanted us to know about a recent experience that has been weighing heavily on him. On Wednesday, Brent,…
New Guy
February 9, 2020

Inmate’s Last Meal Sent Back

LEAVENWORTH, KS -- David Bradley Cooper, local resident of the maximum security federal prison, has been given only a matter of hours to live before death by lethal injection. David Cooper, known to his friends as ‘DB,’ will be going…
Greg Parker
February 7, 2020

Patio Too Cold for Customers In Winter

CHICAGO, IL -- Mason Ashton, general manager at Tex’s Tapas: The Big Plate Place, spends his time serving portions that have been called ‘offensive’ by several food critics and the rest of his time dealing with customer complaints. The majority…
Sasha Jordan
January 26, 2020