Tag: FOH

Table Tips In "Thoughts And Prayers"
Sep 9, 2019
Old W-2 Shipped To New Address Proof That Restaurant Hasn’t Shut Down Without You
Aug 22, 2019
New Server Wears Protective Eyewear to Safety Meeting
Aug 21, 2019
FOH Refuses To Listen To Kitchen’s Safe Word
Aug 11, 2019
Employee No Call-No Shows When Mercury is in Retrograde
Jul 31, 2019
Server Hears The Gates Of Hell Open As She Rings Back Call-In With Separate Boxes For Every Part Of The Order
Jul 24, 2019
Kitchen Ecstatic Over Hostess's 18th Birthday
Jul 21, 2019
Kid Rock Kitchen Makes You Say “Bah-wi-da-bah?” About Kids Menu
Jul 18, 2019
Family Of Four Asks Jesus How Much They Should Tip
Jul 17, 2019
Couple On A Date Doesn't Get Into A Fight
Jul 16, 2019
Mandatory Meeting Makes It Very Clear Who Fucked Up
Jul 9, 2019
Server Written Up for Describing Menu Items as “Totes Amazeballs”
Jul 5, 2019
Anti Vaxxer Calls In With Measles Again
Jul 3, 2019
Local Man Knows What True Medium Should Look Like
Jul 1, 2019
Server Informs Cooks That Kitchen Is Hot
Jun 30, 2019
Kitchen Gets InterClock-In
Jun 27, 2019
No One Has Stories Because They Were All At The Same Party
Jun 22, 2019
Female Line Cook Tired of Being Asked if She’s a Server
Jun 21, 2019
Server Regrets Being “One of the Guys”
Jun 20, 2019
Dad Wonders Why He’s “Hated” Every Meal Since 2003
Jun 16, 2019
No One Sure How to Tell Server Her Boyfriend Is A Total Dick
Jun 9, 2019
Server Personally Checks How Everything’s Tasting
Jun 4, 2019
Despite Tornado Warning, Susan Wants Her Mimosa
Jun 3, 2019
Stand-Off With Table 74 Ends Peacefully, Two Hours After Close
Jun 2, 2019
Kitchen Hates Mod That Makes Total Sense
May 31, 2019
Server Hospitalized Despite Table 32 Being “Kind of in a Rush.”
May 28, 2019
Server Knows Pepsi Isn't Okay
May 3, 2019
Cook Who Lost Argument Certain He Won
May 2, 2019
Dad Feels Sexually Assaulted
May 1, 2019
Cancer Scare Turns Out To Be Pregnancy
Apr 23, 2019
Server Frames First DUI
Apr 16, 2019
Server's Favorite Dish Impossible For Customer To Order
Apr 11, 2019
Staff Takes Gluten Sensitivity Training
Apr 5, 2019
Veteran Employee Still Can't Find Anything In Walk-In
Apr 4, 2019
Kitchen Can’t Wait To Yell At Server Over Ticket
Apr 3, 2019
Badass Cook Grabs Hot Plate At Mexican Restaurant
Mar 30, 2019
Heroic Employee Changes Sanitizer Mix, Saves Countless Lives
Mar 29, 2019
Kitchen Invests In Self, Poverty Ensues
Mar 22, 2019
Buffet Customer Has A Lot On His Plate Right Now
Mar 21, 2019
Waiter Carries Super Impressive Amount Of Plates
Mar 11, 2019
Trainee Witnesses Third Thing That “Never Happens”
Mar 8, 2019
Server Who Never Works Somehow Still Alive
Mar 7, 2019
Kitchen Only Hot Because Of All The Emotions
Mar 4, 2019
Stupid Customer Asks Stupid Questions
Mar 3, 2019
Teenage Employee Goes To Suspiciously High Amount Of Funerals
Mar 2, 2019
Customers Overly Jealous Of Their Server Laughing With Other Table
Feb 26, 2019
Owner Installs Cameras, Discovers He’s Into Voyeurism
Feb 25, 2019
Server Shocked To Discover Trash Can In Dish Pit
Feb 24, 2019
Scientists Find Alcohol-Based Life Forms At Restaurant
Feb 23, 2019
Manager Wants To Speak With Herself
Feb 21, 2019
Server Holds Bill Hostage
Feb 20, 2019
Everyone Burns Out At The Same Time
Feb 19, 2019
Portal To Hell Found Under Abandoned Grease Trap
Feb 18, 2019
Soft Open Doesn’t Go As Hard As They Thought
Feb 17, 2019
Restaurant Gets InterClock-In
Feb 16, 2019
Customer Has Splash At Jacuzzi Themed Restaurant
Feb 15, 2019
Manager Uses Cancelled Valentine’s Day Reservations As Personal Tinder
Feb 14, 2019
Divorced Manager Reasonably Upset On Valentine’s Day
Feb 14, 2019
Heart-Shaped Entree Still Tastes Like Shit
Feb 13, 2019
Disher Confused Why Servers Keep Bringing Him Leftovers
Feb 5, 2019
Bartender Really Busy Watching The Game
Feb 3, 2019
Server Bills Table For Therapy After Getting Involved In Divorce
Jan 30, 2019
Christmas Party Ends In Shame, 3 Pregnancy Scares, One Death
Jan 30, 2019
New Hire Thinks Everything Tastes Great
Jan 28, 2019
Dad Upset After Not Getting Hot Server
Jan 26, 2019
Manager Hires 3rd Employee He Plans To Fuck
Jan 25, 2019
Veal On Kids Menu Sends Mixed Messages
Jan 17, 2019
Disciplined Employee Hits On HR During Conduct Review
Jan 11, 2019
Night Shift Runs Through Massive Rush Without Hiccough
Jan 10, 2019
Server's Restaurant PTSD Shows At Big Girl Job
Jan 3, 2019
Restaurant Desperately Trying To Appear Closed
Jan 1, 2019
Staff’s New Year’s Resolution For 2019: Actually Check IDs
Dec 31, 2018
Overpaid Staff With Benefits Watch As Restaurant Burns Down Three Hours After Opening
Dec 30, 2018
Dad Uses Magnifying Glass In Search Of Upcharge
Dec 29, 2018
Restaurant First Aid Kit Raided For Morphine
Dec 28, 2018
Stocking Stuffers A Grim Reminder Of Those Fired
Dec 27, 2018
Line Cook With Substance Abuse Issues Mysteriously Dies Young
Dec 26, 2018
Stupid Kid Can't Even Read Kids' Menu
Dec 24, 2018
"Who Wants To Eat At This Reasonable Time?"
Dec 19, 2018
Middle Aged Women Amazed With Every Dish
Dec 17, 2018
Server Begins Drafting Who To Hook Up With At Christmas Party
Dec 16, 2018
Expo Tries To Get Along With Kitchen
Dec 15, 2018
Customer Brings In Own Jar Of Mayonnaise
Dec 12, 2018
Servers Too High To Remember Words To "Happy Birthday"
Dec 7, 2018
Kitchen Miraculously Has Same Taste In Music
Nov 30, 2018
Dad Knows His Wine, He Went To France In The 90s
Nov 29, 2018
Customer Hired As Server After Manager Sees Her Order
Nov 25, 2018
Owner Sides With Customer Over Employee For 1000th Time
Nov 24, 2018
Server Asks If Anyone Needs To-Go Box At Thanksgiving Dinner
Nov 23, 2018
Customers Wonder Out Loud Why Employees Have to Work
Nov 22, 2018
Trump Accidentally Sends Troops To "On the Border"
Nov 14, 2018
Staff Plans For Inevitable Breakup In Advance
Nov 12, 2018
Waiter Worries Tip Is Too Substantial
Nov 11, 2018
Staff Selects One Employee To Hate
Nov 8, 2018
Server Keeps Pre-Bussing Roommates' Meals
Nov 4, 2018
Customer Hits Rock Bottom Eating Bottomless Entree
Nov 3, 2018
Server Divorces Favorite Kitchen Worker
Nov 2, 2018
Judas Refuses To Tip At Last Supper
Nov 1, 2018
Coworker's Mom Calls In For Daughter's Shift
Oct 30, 2018
Owner Can't Keep Up On Line
Oct 29, 2018
Restaurant First Aid Kit Whatever's In Dry Storage
Oct 28, 2018
Server Forgets Words To Prayer While Trying To Get Better Tips
Oct 27, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: You’re Going To Forget What You Needed In The Walk-In
Oct 25, 2018
FOH Searches For Mustard After Kitchen's Sick Burn
Oct 19, 2018
The Rang-In
Oct 17, 2018
Customer Who Said “Surprise Me” Disappointed With Meal
Oct 13, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: Verbal Tips Aren’t Helpful
Oct 12, 2018
BOH Struggles To Communicate Because Their Food Is Beyond Words
Oct 11, 2018
Heartbroken DJ refuses to stop playing “Somebody That I Used To Know”
Oct 8, 2018
Server Offered Acting Job After Producer Sees Her Laughing At Customer's Bad Joke
Oct 8, 2018
Owner Threatens To Call “Bar Rescue” On Unruly Staff
Oct 5, 2018
Ex-Con Requests Prison Cater Wedding
Oct 4, 2018
Bartender Busses One Table, Wins Employee Of The Month
Sep 28, 2018
Chef Grows Up, Realizes He Needs To Stop Having Relationships With Servers
Sep 22, 2018
Set Schedule Changed By Manager For 52nd Week In A Row
Sep 21, 2018
Server Runs 5K In Search Of Customer Who Takes Wrong Receipt
Sep 20, 2018
Dave & Buster's Introduces New Game Where Staff Goes Home
Sep 19, 2018
Server Sells Non-Existent Item
Sep 18, 2018
Bartender Thinks Staff That Drinks Daily Might Be Alcoholics Like Her Uncle
Sep 16, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: Just Because It's Full, Doesn't Mean You Stocked Well
Sep 15, 2018
Autobot Food Truck Worried About Yelp Reviews
Sep 7, 2018
Server Returns From Grave To Haunt Poor Tippers
Sep 6, 2018
Terrible Employee Has Sixth Meaningless Write Up
Sep 4, 2018
Restaurant Begins Rationing Modifiers
Sep 3, 2018
Stoned Customers Go Unnoticed By Stoned Servers
Sep 2, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: Broken Down Boxes Take Up Less Space
Sep 1, 2018
New Uniforms Come Pre-Greased
Aug 30, 2018
Server Wins Oscar For Performance In '3rd On the Fly Ticket'
Aug 27, 2018
Waitress Interrupts Pre-Dinner Prayer With Specials Description
Aug 26, 2018
BOH Out Drinks Themselves For 6th Week In A Row
Aug 25, 2018
No Country Buffet For Old Men
Aug 24, 2018
Restaurant Kicked Out Of Strip Mall For Hazing
Aug 15, 2018
Old Line Cook Sexually Harasses Everyone
Aug 14, 2018
Kitchen's New Pet Peeve Confuses FOH
Aug 13, 2018
Waitress Only Gets 12% Tip After Insisting Ugly Baby Is Cute
Aug 12, 2018
Proceeds From Swear Jar Open New Restaurant
Aug 4, 2018
Hungover Server Congratulates Self For Ability to Pre-Bus Tables
Aug 2, 2018
Server Tips Poorly Out Of Solidarity
Jul 25, 2018
Heroic Owner Puts PediaLyte On Tap
Jul 21, 2018
Owner Baffled When Pay Raise Makes Employees Happy
Jul 19, 2018
Whole Staff Hates Each Other, Still Seen Drinking Together After Shift
Jul 18, 2018
Caterers Uncertain If They’re At Wedding Or Funeral
Jul 12, 2018
Resume Includes Subtle Threats
Jul 7, 2018
Returned Appetizer Feeds Entire Staff
Jun 28, 2018
Kitchen Gets Phone Number After Being Given To Waitress
Jun 25, 2018
Soap Opera Takes Cues From Local Restaurants
Jun 23, 2018
'Hot or Not' List Has Suspiciously High Amount Of Bartenders
Jun 22, 2018
Server With Two Jobs Yells At Wrong Kitchen
Jun 18, 2018
FOH & BOH Peace Talks Stall After Towel Disagreement
Jun 14, 2018
Server Knows Exactly What People Are Going To Order Before They Do
Jun 13, 2018
New Hire Alleged To Be Hard Worker
Jun 12, 2018
Manager Itching To Fight 12 Year Old Nemesis
Jun 11, 2018
Customers Help Overwhelmed Kitchen
Jun 8, 2018
Server Knows She Works Too Hard
Jun 7, 2018
Customer Baffled By Own Dietary Restrictions
Jun 6, 2018
Vegan Has Enough Energy To Go On Yelp All The Time
May 26, 2018
New Hire Tries Adderall, Realizes He Has ADHD
May 24, 2018
Team Building Exercise Creates Division
May 21, 2018
Staff Begins To Bottle And Sell Emotions
May 20, 2018
World Class Call Of Duty Player Denied Veteran's Discount
May 19, 2018
Misogynist Customer Cut-Off After Making Empowering Comments
May 18, 2018
Server Didn't Know She Was Dating Dishwasher
May 11, 2018
Customers Amazed By Poor Service
May 4, 2018
Server Written Up For Having Personal Life
May 3, 2018
BOH Refuses To Give Helpful Answer
Mar 3, 2018