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Heartbroken Waiter Splits All Checks

MEMPHIS, TN -- Dwayne Casey is a 19 year old server at Mafia Tony’s Kneecappin’ Spaghetti. He loves Busch Light, the stars, The Insane Clown Posse, and -at least until today- his girlfriend Amber. None of his coworkers are entirely…
Sean Russell
February 14, 2020
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Hedge Fund VP Worries Verbal Tip Wasn’t Heard

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Brent Gionni, longtime Jacksonville resident, contacted our industry insiders early yesterday morning on his morning commute. Mr. Gionni, 32, wanted us to know about a recent experience that has been weighing heavily on him. On Wednesday, Brent,…
New Guy
February 9, 2020
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Patio Too Cold for Customers In Winter

CHICAGO, IL -- Mason Ashton, general manager at Tex’s Tapas: The Big Plate Place, spends his time serving portions that have been called ‘offensive’ by several food critics and the rest of his time dealing with customer complaints. The majority…
Sasha Jordan
January 26, 2020
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Deceased Employee Written Up For No Call/No Show

GREENSBORO, NC -- Jeremy Stewart, front of house manager for Al Frankenfurters, is pissed. Heather, one of his servers, died tragically after bursting into flames from being erroneously wasted and standing too close to a candle. “The funeral was touching,”…
New Guy
January 24, 2020