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Manager Wants To Speak With Herself

PITTSBURGH, PA -- Stacy Harbor has been a manager at Pour Some Burger On Me, a local seafood restaurant, for around seven years. Just yesterday, she finally noticed that she’s a terrible manager. The sudden revelation has put her employees…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 21, 2019

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Server Holds Bill Hostage

FORT WAYNE, IN -- Stacy Smith has been in a standoff with local police and SWAT for the past 18 hours. The situation began during yesterday’s dinner rush when she barricaded herself in the expo station, taking table 13’s check…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 20, 2019

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Soft Open Doesn’t Go As Hard As They Thought

FORT WORTH, TX -- Everyone at Pho The Ladies has been trying to rationalize why their soft open was more disappointing than their parent’s opinions of them for the past week. No one on payroll has the slightest idea why…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 17, 2019

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Customer Has Splash At Jacuzzi Themed Restaurant

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Brad Nemo, the restauranteur genius behind the dive-thru lobster tank that everyone knows and loves, has just unveiled his latest culinary exploration to eager fans continent-wide. When it was revealed that Mr. Nemo, the service industry…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 15, 2019

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Manager Uses Cancelled Valentine’s Day Reservations As Personal Tinder

MIAMI, FL -- Jeffrey Caltrop, resident dirtbag manager at No Grub No Love, attained a level of creepiness his employees thought impossible this Valentine’s Day. After growing tired of being inexplicably single for over ten years, Jeff instated a “mutual-cancellation”…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 14, 2019

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Bartender Really Busy Watching The Game

BOSTON, MA -- Gary Trout, veteran bartender of three weeks, has been looking forward to working on Super Bowl Sunday ever since he found out his favorite team, the Los Angeles Rams, had made it all the way through the…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 3, 2019

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Server Bills Table For Therapy After Getting Involved In Divorce

DOVER, DE -- Stacy Smith, a waitress at The Dirty Dish, has been furiously googling the standard rate for a couple’s therapist on her phone. As it stands now, Stacy is in the midst of a messy divorce unfolding on…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 30, 2019

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Dad Upset After Not Getting Hot Server

NEW YORK, NY -- Tom Baxter and his wife Susan were hoping to have a nice night out for their anniversary. These hopes were almost immediately dashed upon the couple’s seating at Doomsday Peppers, their favorite Mexican restaurant. Tom, semi-devoted…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 26, 2019

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RESTAURANT REVIEW: Irish Pub Releases Starch-Free Menu

O’Flannigan O’Malley Fitzpatrick’s may look like any other Irish Pub but this restaurant proves that looks aren’t everything. In an effort to distinguish itself from the rest of the pack, head chef Bobby James has just released a starch free…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 24, 2019

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Veal On Kids Menu Sends Mixed Messages

CHICAGO, IL -- The Donner family decided to spend a night out at Munchousen, a local steakhouse/taco cart. George and Tamsen Donner had never taken their daughters Georgia and Mary to a steakhouse/taco cart before and imagined that Munchousen would…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 17, 2019

Customer Archives - Sauce On the Side

Manager Wants To Speak With Herself

Server Holds Bill Hostage

Soft Open Doesn’t Go As Hard As They Thought

Customer Has Splash At Jacuzzi Themed Restaurant

Manager Uses Cancelled Valentine’s Day Reservations As Personal Tinder

Bartender Really Busy Watching The Game

Server Bills Table For Therapy After Getting Involved In Divorce

Dad Upset After Not Getting Hot Server

RESTAURANT REVIEW: Irish Pub Releases Starch-Free Menu

Veal On Kids Menu Sends Mixed Messages

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