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Server Holds Bill Hostage

FORT WAYNE, IN -- Stacy Smith has been in a standoff with local police and SWAT for the past 18 hours. The situation began during yesterday’s dinner rush when she barricaded herself in the expo station, taking table 13’s check…
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February 20, 2019
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Restaurant Gets InterClock-In

JACKSON, MS -- In a startling and arguably unconstitutional action, a Judge in Hinds County found cause to issue a restaurant-wide interlock device for the time clock at Git ‘Er Crumb, a decoupage menagerie of French delicacies on Jackson’s Southside.…
Sauce On the Side
February 16, 2019
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Undercover Boss Fired On First Day

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Jack Barker has been the owner of Cod’s Gift, a regional chain of family-friendly fast food restaurants/Bible study centers, for the past six years. Last night, after watching three hours of Undercover Boss, Jack decided that he…
Sauce On the Side
February 7, 2019