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Entire Kitchen Quits After Refusing To Fuck With Each Other

ORLANDO, FL -- Soup’s On, a local steakhouse that refuses to serve soup, is in the middle of an employment crisis. After being forced to close yesterday, due to the fact that every line cook walked out in unison, the…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 19, 2019

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Everyone Burns Out At The Same Time

COLOMBUS, OH -- The entire staff at Fratlas Chugged, a local college bar, had been running on fumes for over a month, and, as of this morning, they all collectively ran dry in the middle of the lunch shift. This…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 19, 2019

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Divorced Manager Reasonably Upset On Valentine’s Day

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- Conrad Connorson has been dreading February 14th ever since he found out it wasn’t canceled this year, despite his multiple petitions to whoever’s in charge of calendars, and everyone on staff at Broc and Roll has been…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 14, 2019

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Heart-Shaped Entree Still Tastes Like Shit

CHICAGO, IL -- Cooks city-wide are preparing for that zenith celebration of public affection: Valentine’s Day. A magical time when restaurants around the country take their regular menus, the menus their regulars love, menus filled with dishes loved by all…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 13, 2019

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Bartender Really Busy Watching The Game

BOSTON, MA -- Gary Trout, veteran bartender of three weeks, has been looking forward to working on Super Bowl Sunday ever since he found out his favorite team, the Los Angeles Rams, had made it all the way through the…

Sauce On the SideFebruary 3, 2019

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‘If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out Of the Kitchen,’ Says Chef In Burn Unit

DETROIT, MI -- Upon arriving on scene at Pesto Both Worlds, firefighters were shocked to dicover that the owner was still hunkered down in the incediary nightmare that was once his kitchen. Drake Miller, the chef in question, has insisted…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 29, 2019

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New Hire Thinks Everything Tastes Great

PORTLAND, OR -- Tony Wilson has been working at the Wok Pot for three months. In addition to being moderately useful on the line, Mr. Wilson has also managed to earn the ire of every single one of his coworkers…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 28, 2019

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Head Chef Tries To Blend Life Lessons With Knife Skills

HARTFORD, CT -- Conrad Gomez has been the head chef at Mammal and Inanimate Object for three years. In that time, he has grown famous among kitchen workers in the area for his desire to teach knife skills and life…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 27, 2019

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Night Shift Runs Through Massive Rush Without Hiccough

JERSEY CITY, NJ -- The entire crew at The Canterbury Kales has allegedly managed to make it through an entire dinner rush without a single incident or mishap for the fourth week in a row. Restaurant workers from all over…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 10, 2019

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Server’s Restaurant PTSD Shows At Big Girl Job

BROOKLYN, NY -- Chelsea Smith was certain that she would be able to leave her former life in restaurants behind her, but after two weeks working behind a desk, the absence of stress is starting to show. Two days ago,…

Sauce On the SideJanuary 3, 2019

Morale Archives - Sauce On the Side

Entire Kitchen Quits After Refusing To Fuck With Each Other

Everyone Burns Out At The Same Time

Divorced Manager Reasonably Upset On Valentine’s Day

Heart-Shaped Entree Still Tastes Like Shit

Bartender Really Busy Watching The Game

‘If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out Of the Kitchen,’ Says Chef In Burn Unit

New Hire Thinks Everything Tastes Great

Head Chef Tries To Blend Life Lessons With Knife Skills

Night Shift Runs Through Massive Rush Without Hiccough

Server’s Restaurant PTSD Shows At Big Girl Job

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