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Server Holds Bill Hostage

FORT WAYNE, IN -- Stacy Smith has been in a standoff with local police and SWAT for the past 18 hours. The situation began during yesterday’s dinner rush when she barricaded herself in the expo station, taking table 13’s check…
Sauce On the Side
February 20, 2019
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Restaurant Gets InterClock-In

JACKSON, MS -- In a startling and arguably unconstitutional action, a Judge in Hinds County found cause to issue a restaurant-wide interlock device for the time clock at Git ‘Er Crumb, a decoupage menagerie of French delicacies on Jackson’s Southside.…
Sauce On the Side
February 16, 2019
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Counterfeit Groupon Discovered

MIAMI, FL -- Federal authorities swarmed a local restaurant this afternoon after receiving a call that a counterfeit Groupon had been used on the premises. Agents swiftly placed the entire family into custody, and began a search for any remaining…
Sean Russell
August 8, 2018