Staff Begins To Bottle And Sell Emotions

SPRINGFIELD, IL -- An area restaurant’s risky business strategy has recently been paying off in spades. As of two months ago, the small business made their employees emotions available for sale at the register. The emotions themselves appear ketchup-like and…
Sean Russell
May 20, 2018

Ruins Of Hidden Valley Found

HIDDEN VALLEY, RANCH -- Archaeologists have recently unearthed the mythical Hidden Valley. Conspiracy theorists and historians alike have been debating its existence for generations. Sorority girls and obnoxious middle aged women all over the world have been rejoicing at this…
Greg Parker
April 6, 2018